Decode Your Blood Work

What Your Labs Are Trying To Tell You (That Your Doctor Might Have Missed)

The Reality Check

Your doctor said your labs were "normal," but your body is telling a different story.

You've been there. Sitting in the doctor's office, explaining your symptoms:

The crushing fatigue that coffee can't touch.
The brain fog that's affecting your work.
The sleep issues that no amount of melatonin can fix.
The hormone fluctuations that make you feel like you're on an emotional rollercoaster.

And then you hear those frustrating words: "Your labs look normal."

Plot twist: Standard lab ranges weren't designed to identify optimal health. They were designed to catch disease—not the subtle imbalances that leave you feeling exhausted, foggy, and "off."

The Missing Piece

What if those "normal" labs actually contain hidden clues about why you're feeling this way?

Standard blood tests look for disease. Functional blood analysis looks for optimal function.

Think of it this way:

Standard Blood Analysis is like checking if your car will start. Functional Blood Analysis is examining why your car's performance is declining, why it's making that weird noise, and why the check engine light keeps flashing intermittently. Your blood work contains a treasure trove of information about what's really going on in your body—if you know how to read between the lines.

Introducing: Blood Lab Detective Sessions

Stop Guessing Why You Feel Off When the Answers Are Hiding in Plain Sight.

After helping thousands of clients decode their "normal" labs and uncover the real reasons behind their symptoms, I've learned how to translate your bloodwork into actionable insights about your health.

— Katarina P.

For years, every doctor told me my labs were normal despite my debilitating fatigue. In just one session, Janel showed me exactly what they were missing. My ferritin was technically 'in range' but functionally borderline low, and my thyroid markers were showing early signs of dysfunction. Making the changes she suggested has given me my life back.

Two Ways to Decode Your Labs

Option 1: Group Decoding Session

Perfect if you want to learn the fundamentals of functional lab interpretation so you can better advocate for your health.

What's Included:

60-minute interactive Zoom workshop.
Learn the fundamentals of Functional ranges so you can understand your own labs.
Decode your own lab results in real-time.
Learn the key markers that standard doctors often overlook.
Understand optimal ranges vs. standard ranges.
Identify patterns that may explain your symptoms.
Q&A session for general questions.

Requirements:

Bring your recent lab results (within last 6 months).
Comprehensive CBC with differential.
Metabolic panel.
Blood sugar panel.
Insulin, A1C.
Lipid Panel.
Thyroid Panel.
Vitamin D.
*Optional Full Hormone Panel.
Don't have recent labs? I can order them for you (additional fee applies).

Upcoming Dates: [List 2-3 upcoming group session dates]

Option 2: 1:1 Private Decoding Session

Perfect if you want a personalized deep-dive into your specific health concerns with targeted guidance.

What's Included:

60-minute private Zoom consultation.
Comprehensive analysis of your lab results.
Identification of hidden patterns and overlooked markers.
Personalized explanation of how your lab values connect to your symptoms.
Key areas to focus on for improvement.
Summary report of findings.
Recommendations for next steps.
Follow-up email support for questions.

Requirements:

Recent lab results (within last 6 months).
Comprehensive CBC with differential.
Metabolic panel.
Blood sugar panel.
Insulin, A1C.
Lipid Panel.
Thyroid Panel.
Vitamin D.
*Optional Full Hormone Panel.
Additional specialized tests if available.
Don't have recent labs? I can order them for you (additional fee applies).

Why Trust Me With Your Bloodwork?

I have spent over 20 years learning and geeking out on how the body works and how each system works as a whole. How natural healing supports the body while Western Medicine focuses on symptoms.

My background includes:

Advanced training in Functional Blood Analysis.
Massage Therapy License 2005.
Health Coaching Certificate 2011.
Family Herbalist 2015.
Experience reading hundreds of blood panels.
A proven track record of identifying patterns that standard doctors miss.

But my most important qualification? I've been where you are. When doctors told me my labs were "normal" despite my severe symptoms, I knew there had to be more to the story. That journey led me to become the Body Detective I am today.

What Happens After Your Decoding Session?

Understanding what your labs are really saying is just the first step. Once you have clarity about what's happening in your body, many clients choose to:

Take back control over your health, trusting yourself to know what you need.
Make targeted lifestyle changes based on their newfound insights.
Work with me on a customized protocol to address their specific imbalances.

For those who want comprehensive support, I offer personalized protocol packages based on your unique needs and timeline. These are completely optional and will only be discussed if you express interest in further support.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to have bloodwork done before signing up?

A: Ideally, yes. You'll get the most value from having recent bloodwork (within 6 months). If you don't have recent labs, I can provide information on how to order your own labs directly (additional out-of-pocket lab fees apply).

What type of bloodwork is best?

A: A comprehensive blood panel that includes a CBC with Differential, Comprehensive Metabolic Panel, Lipid Panel, Complete Thyroid Panel, Vitamin D, and Glucose and A1C Panels provides the best foundation for our analysis.

Will my insurance cover the lab tests?

A: If your doctor orders the labs, insurance may cover them. If you need me to order labs for you, these would be an additional fee, as they would be ordered outside the insurance system. You may be able to submit to your insurance for reimbursement.*

I already know my vitamin D is low. Will I learn anything new?

A: Absolutely! Functional blood analysis looks at the relationships between dozens of markers, not just individual values. Even a basic panel contains hundreds of data points when analyzed properly. Many clients discover connections between their symptoms and lab values they never considered before.

Will you prescribe medications based on my labs?

A: No, I don't prescribe medications. I help you understand what your labs reveal about your body's function from a holistic perspective. Any information I share is educational in nature.

Is this a replacement for seeing my doctor?

A: Not at all. This service complements standard medical care. I encourage you to continue working with your healthcare providers and use the insights from our sessions for nutritional support.

Ready to Decode Your Body's Signals?

Your lab results hold the clues to how you're feeling—even when they're "normal." Let's translate them together.

Still Not Sure?

I spent three years and thousands of dollars trying to figure out why I was constantly exhausted. Every doctor said my labs were 'normal.' In just one session with Janel, I discovered my 'normal' iron and B12 levels were actually at the very bottom of the range—technically normal, but nowhere near optimal. Making the changes she suggested has been life-changing.

— Michael T

As someone with medical training myself, I was skeptical about functional lab interpretation. But when conventional approaches failed to help my symptoms, I gave it a try. I was shocked at how much I learned about what my labs were actually saying. The patterns Janel pointed out made so much sense, and addressing those imbalances has made a tremendous difference in my energy and well-being.

— Dr. Jessica K